Actual conversation Eric and I had about 10 minutes ago:
[FYI: I’m having a bad couple of days.]
S – You know what would make me feel better? If you clean the apartment while I just sit here. It will make all of my problems go away.
E – I don’t know how to clean like you like me to clean.
S – I like how you clean the shower.
E – You don’t like how I sweep.
S – It’s true I’m a control freak about sweeping, but that’s just because dirty floors gross me out.
S – You don’t know how to sweep?
E – I don’t know how to sweep like you want me to. I know how to sweep.
S – So, do you want to, like, sweep or something?
E – Are you going to judge or critique me?
S – No promises.
(A few minutes later.)
S – Is it weird that I just typed that whole conversation out and am thinking about putting it on my blog?
E – Yeah.
Day 4: Today I’m thankful that it’s Friday. But mostly for this guy: